Laughable Sales, It’s April Fools on Flash Sales

April Fools! Did you happen to come across any fake sales? Trickster alert! Here are a few of the spoof sales and a few real ones with actual savings!

The Prickly Cactus Ranch & Saloon in Quinto Pino is only $5 a night today only on SniqueAway

“At The Prickly Cactus Ranch, come as you are. No one will judge you here, and if they do there are plenty of places for dueling, including the Strike it Rich Poker room. Here the ladies aren’t fine and games are rigged. Then there’s the anything-goes Six-Shooter Café with a Moonshine Mixologist for some real gun-slinging fun. Feel like throwing a bottle across the bar? Fine. Want strike up a conversation with the locals? Sure—just don’t slip on the sawdust or trip over Sal.  Of course, there’s the classic High Noon Saloon where hours are always happy and whiskey comes with a sidecar of smelling salts or ether. And as the sun sets over the mesa, kick off your boots and hop into a pillowtop cot. The sound of tumbleweeds scraping the tightly packed dust cakes, mixed with a soft rattle of snakes coiled beneath your springs, is sure to lull you to sleep.”- SniqueAway

Sorry guys but this sale is indeed to good to be true. SniqueAway we aren’t fooled, but we’re still smiling.

Exclusively.IN has it’s Click Here sale where you can grab yourself a Holy Cow, 1 regular monkey, Chandu’s Rickshaw, India’s favorite butter, a rupee for $100 and more! 

Pashion Sense the new Online dating site for those more fashionable….. Okay it’s a joke but the promo code is the real deal! Use code PASHIONSENSE for 15% OFF your next order at Rent the Runway or Bonobos.com

 Absolutelty no joking on Plndr just great deals! Plus Claim Your Gold! Spend $75, Get a Free Golden Item – Use Code: FOOLSGOLD and rep code FashionInvites at check out!

 

Happy April 1st! Hope it was a great one and have fun shopping! – Fashion Invites <3

 

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